FUNNYSIDE (JOKES' CORNER)

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1. A 9 YR OLD BOY WENT TO AN ICE CREAM PARLOUR
WAITER: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
BOY: HOW MUCH A CONE ICE CREAM COSTS?
WAITER: RS/- 15?
BOY CHECKED HIS POCKET
AND ASKED THE COST OF SMALL CONE..?
WAITER (IRRITATED): RS/- 12
BOY ORDERED A SMALL CONE, HAD IT, PAID BILL AND LEFT.
WHEN THE WAITER CAME TO PICK THE EMPTY PLATE
HE WAS TOUCHED. THERE WAS RS/- 3 AS TIP FOR HIM.

"TRY TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING YOU HAVE".
                                                                                            Z. A SWAMI


EK CINWEMA HALL KA MALIK GANDHI JI KA BADA FAN THA.
ISLIYE USNE APNE CINEMA HALL KA NAAM RAKHA "GANDHI KI DHOTI"

AB JAB KOI NAYI MOVIE AATI TO NEWSPAPER ME ADS AATA
" GANDHI KI DHOTI ME HULCHUL, GANDHI KI DHOTI ME KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI, GANDHI KI DHOTI ME AAG, GANDHI KI DHOTI ME ANAKONDA, GANDHI KI DHOTI ME JANNAT, GANDHI KI DHOTI ME GOLMAL, GANDHI KI DHOTI ME HUNGAMA,......AUR AB GANDHI KI DHOTI ME 3 IDIOTS....
CAN U IMAGINE.....
                                                          MAHIPAL

CREATIVE FUN.: THE RHETORIC OF KASHMIR

CREATIVE FUN.: THE RHETORIC OF KASHMIR

TO LOVE @ SPREAD LOVE OF GOD

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INSTRUCTION

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ENJOY YOUR LIFE TODAY BECAUSE YESTERDAY HAS GONE SND TOMMOROW MAY NEVER COME.
                              Z SHIL
DON'T B SPECIAL 2 BECOME SPECIAL, BE ORDINARY 2 BECOME SPECIAL.
                                  Z DOCOMO

INDIA ............
WITH TOTAL PEOPLE 11O CRORE'S
EACH DAY DEATH 62,389
EACH DAY BORN 86,853
IN INDIA TOTAL BLIND 6,82,497
IF EACH DEATH, PEOPLE DONATE THEIRS EYES,
THEN WITHIN 10 DAYS ALL THOSE WILL ABLE TO SEE
THEN IN INDIA THERE WILL B NO BLIND
................THINK......."
A NATION WITH A NEW VISION ......... CAN WE THINK.. DONATE EYES.....
                                  MAHIPAL

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