FUNNYSIDE (JOKES' CORNER)

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1. A 9 YR OLD BOY WENT TO AN ICE CREAM PARLOUR
WAITER: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
BOY: HOW MUCH A CONE ICE CREAM COSTS?
WAITER: RS/- 15?
BOY CHECKED HIS POCKET
AND ASKED THE COST OF SMALL CONE..?
WAITER (IRRITATED): RS/- 12
BOY ORDERED A SMALL CONE, HAD IT, PAID BILL AND LEFT.
WHEN THE WAITER CAME TO PICK THE EMPTY PLATE
HE WAS TOUCHED. THERE WAS RS/- 3 AS TIP FOR HIM.

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